Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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