nut hugger
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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