Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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