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(917): View more from New York City

Where you at

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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?

(917): View more from New York City

Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.

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(937): View more from Ohio

We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice

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(910): View more from North Carolina

It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!

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