something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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