The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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