Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Randomize
