So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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