Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Randomize
