Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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