so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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