ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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