My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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