What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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