I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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