I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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