atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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