I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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