My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
She said her name was "party"
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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