i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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