he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
