Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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