Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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