That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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