I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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