I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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