Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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