i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
barbara walters just said penis...
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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