Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
