Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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