I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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