Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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