How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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