Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
