Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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