Me too!
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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