After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wish you could order shots online.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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