All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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