a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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