Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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