I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
