i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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