She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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