My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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