Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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