He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
i believe in u and ur pee
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