You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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