I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
