after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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