How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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